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Pwoper Muser
The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012
Meseret
Meseret is a Smart and beautiful thicc girl. She will always lend you something you need and is a better drawer than anyone else in the world. She will support your decisions. She is most likely to steal your man (or woman). Meseret is confident in singing, and is hella good at it. She always holds your hand when you need someone and will always be a shoulder you can lean on. Literally! She has piercing brown eyes that make you're heart melt and thick black hair that always looks amazing. Meseret is someone who will always be there, when no one else would be. She may be depressed, but she's hella good at hiding it, so you need to be a good damn friend to her and let her cry on your shoulder and you better listen to every damn word she says, because she always has something amazing to say. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
Meseret by Breath taking March 20, 2017
Musers
me: musers have no talent
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dirty musser
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