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Pwoper Muser
The growing group of musers well versed in everything related to the band Muse, and its members.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
They take their name from a youtube video showing the lead singer, Matt Bellamy (A.K.A. God,) catching a fish, which he proceeds to name "pwoper".
A Muser usually reaches pwoperness when he or she has heard all 126 songs, and knows the lyrics to approximately 76 of them. The definition of pwoperness reaches out to include involvement in the muse community, knowledge of various muse gigs, knowledge of interviews, Affiliation with TakeABow19, and knowledge of every single article of clothing worn by either Matt Bellamy, Dom Howard, or Chris Wolstenholme.
"My sister is a Pwoper Muser. All she ever talks about is the fucking glitterati!"
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
"I'm a Pwoper Muser. I don't have a favorite Muse album."
Pwoper Muser by TheNoodleFish January 27, 2012
musestep
1. The fusion of dubstep and the band Muse; most prevalent in the 2nd Law album, which features some heavy bass influences.
2. Matthew Bellamy's vocals and a number of less-well known, Muse-exclusive sounds including eclectic percussion rhythms, slap bass, and keytar...produce this unique sound often confused with actual mainstream "Dubstep".
3. A noun used to represent the unique sounds created by one band only: Muse.
2. Matthew Bellamy's vocals and a number of less-well known, Muse-exclusive sounds including eclectic percussion rhythms, slap bass, and keytar...produce this unique sound often confused with actual mainstream "Dubstep".
3. A noun used to represent the unique sounds created by one band only: Muse.
Until I came to my senses and realized they had created a whole new genre of music called musestep, I just thought they were playing old mainstream dub.
musestep by Muse Goddess March 31, 2013
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