Muellerism

A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.

Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"

by Alberth Wethker March 20, 2011

Muellerism

Tall tales accompanied by a well-defined and creative description of a particular scent.

Even as if getting a foot massage from another guy wasn't bad enough, the smell of the water was like dank underwear covered in malt vinegar. The accuracy of this muellerism was like nothing they had ever seen.

by 0mueller0 February 26, 2008

Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

Millerism-Vondermanism

A friend of mine and myself started taking everyday nouns or verbs and turning them into adjective and strange verbs and or nouns.

Instead of saying "I'm cooking dinner" you say "I'm cookaficating dinner". Also, taking a whole sentence and turning it into one word. Someone asks "What are you doing?", and your answer is "I'm taking out the trash"
turns into a one word answer:
"Trashaficating" or "Garbaging".

by Dr. Cake April 17, 2004

millerism

Building of ones self . Goals , achievements ,success.

She has worked hard on her millerism

by MilKwan October 8, 2018

[muellering]

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.

FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."

by QUILL News May 30, 2019