(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.
Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.
Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.