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McDoofus 

Just another way of calling someone 'stupid'. Mc personifies it!
You see that McDoofus over there with that awful grin?
McDoofus by aurange October 18, 2010
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A describing word that can be used in place of retarded, autistic, stoopid, gay, or extremely dumb.
Did you really think that ? Man you’re so mumoof.
mumoof by NGIII February 6, 2019

Floof McDoof

(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.
That boy was Floof McDoofin it for sure!
Or with an expletive: Man, he is THEE Floof McF###ingDoof!
Floof McDoof by Dustin M. July 11, 2005
Mud and shit mixed together;

Shit;

Mud;

Muddy poop;

Typically on the bottom of a shoe
You smell like Mudoop;

Euuwww there's Mudoop on your shoe!!! And its all over my carpet mutha fucker!
Mudoop by Rizl January 16, 2011
Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.
"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."
mudhoof by Moon Daddy July 19, 2012

Goofy mcdoofy 

Jessica is a goofy mcdoofy
Get yo goofy mcdoofy ass off of me
Goofy mcdoofy by Haha,ty December 11, 2022
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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