mudhoof

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

by Moon Daddy July 16, 2012