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Muddy Tug of War 

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

muddy tugger 

When feces is used for a had job.
I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.
muddy tugger by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

Muddy Tugboat 

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.
Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.
Muddy Tugboat by KellieS June 7, 2009

Mudd Boat Tuggy

When a female give the a male partner a “tuggy” with her butt cheeks
Him: I wanna try something different tonight

Her: What did you have in mind?
Him: I want a tuggy but with something other than your hand. Perhaps your butt?
Him: A Mudd Boat Tuggy if you will!
Mudd Boat Tuggy by Wander7119 March 2, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026