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Muddy tug 

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
Muddy tug by Marco Porno August 14, 2015
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Muddy Tug of War 

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

muddy tugger 

When feces is used for a had job.
I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.
muddy tugger by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

Muddy Tugboat 

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.
Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.
Muddy Tugboat by KellieS June 7, 2009

Mudd Boat Tuggy

When a female give the a male partner a “tuggy” with her butt cheeks
Him: I wanna try something different tonight

Her: What did you have in mind?
Him: I want a tuggy but with something other than your hand. Perhaps your butt?
Him: A Mudd Boat Tuggy if you will!
Mudd Boat Tuggy by Wander7119 March 2, 2025
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