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getting some mud on the tires
The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.
Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.
getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022
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Mud on the tires
A term to describe when your having anal sex with either a man or woman and he/she accidentally/purposefully defecates all over your balls.
Mud on the tires by AnalAdventures June 3, 2009
Get a little mud on the tires
Get a little mud on the tires by BigTDawg January 27, 2022
mud on the tires
When a girl wants to lose her virginity.
Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"
Also referred to as "getting your tires dirty" or "getting dirt on those tires"
Person 1: Girl, you better get some mud on those tires tonight!
Person 2: I'm trying!!
or
I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!
Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!
Person 2: I'm trying!!
or
I better get my tires dirty tonight, or I'll be super upset!
Girl 1: Mud on the tires?
Girl 2: YES!! I got my tires really muddy!!
mud on the tires by wildcats12 March 4, 2009
Mud on the tires
When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks
Mud on the tires by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023
spinning tires in the mud
It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.
spinning tires in the mud by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022
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