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a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.

yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.

Mud Sock by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010

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mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

mud socket by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

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Mudsocket

Dirt legs vagina

Why don't you stick your wrench in that mudsocket

Mudsocket by Nonnie + jynx February 4, 2021

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Mudsock

A used San Francisco condom

Gross, Richard Gere left his mudsock in the gerbil cage!

After last years pride parade, it took three days to clean up all the mudsocks.

Mudsock by Mrs. Smarts October 27, 2011

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Mudsock

The most epic and interest individual on the planet to everyone who crosses paths with a mudsock

Mudsock is a fucking legend

Mudsock by The Dread Pirate Cobbler December 14, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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