To be most specific, Pinch Pot Mud Works refers to performing analingus upon a female, whilst diddling and otherwise digitally manipulating the female's clitoris. Fingering can also be performed, as I'm sure the ladies would most pleasantly endure.
I always do a little of the Pinch Pot Mud Works on Kathy right before I plow her brown eye.
A method used to discover pedophiles and gays in Meadville, PA where there are a large percentage of gay pedophiles. Suspected gays at the mine are put on display naked for all to see and then a group of 4th grade boys from Meadville elementary are marched in front of the miners. Anyone that gets an erection (even a semi-erection) is ousted as a pedophile and as punishment they have their genitals submerged into a pot of boiling tar and feces, a Meadville Mudpot.
Miner #1 - I saw ole Dutch down at the schoolhouse today perving on the boys playing
Miner #2 - Grab that pot for me, I've got to shat, the wife made pierogies last night. Then we'll boil my turd with some tar and get that Meadville Mudpot ready for the sick bastard.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.