Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

Mud Knuckle by mike lea January 19, 2005

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Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.

I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.

Mud Knuckle by Dadawggy January 19, 2019

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Related Words

Mud Knuckle • Alabama mudknuckle • mud flap • MUD • Mud slide • mud shark • mud butt • mud cricket • mud pie • mud monkey

Mud Knuckle

The Anus

Your Mud Knuckle smells.

Mud Knuckle by Gulies January 25, 2009

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Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

Alabama mudknuckle by Kameron6 November 17, 2021

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mudknuckle

A mudknuckle is when you take a shit, smear your knuckles in it an then punch someone in the face.

Mudknuckles can be also delivered using other people's shit, dog shit, cat shit and/or tiger shit. Basically you can use any poop available.

VARIATIONS:
A Hairy Mudknuckle is when you dip your shit covered knuckles in pubic shavings before punching someone in the face.

A Mudknuckle Favor is when you smear your knuckles in shit and then pee on your knuckles to rinse some of the poop of before punching someone in the face.

Person A: I just got in a fight and now I have shit on my face. What the hell happened?

Person B: Damn B... You just got mudknuckled

mudknuckle by B.Ready December 2, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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