Mud Knuckle

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After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

Mud Knuckle by mike lea January 19, 2005

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Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.

I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.

Mud Knuckle by Dadawggy January 19, 2019

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Mud Knuckle

The Anus

Your Mud Knuckle smells.

Mud Knuckle by Gulies January 25, 2009

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Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

Alabama mudknuckle by Kameron6 November 17, 2021

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mudknuckle

A mudknuckle is when you take a shit, smear your knuckles in it an then punch someone in the face.

Mudknuckles can be also delivered using other people's shit, dog shit, cat shit and/or tiger shit. Basically you can use any poop available.

VARIATIONS:
A Hairy Mudknuckle is when you dip your shit covered knuckles in pubic shavings before punching someone in the face.

A Mudknuckle Favor is when you smear your knuckles in shit and then pee on your knuckles to rinse some of the poop of before punching someone in the face.

Person A: I just got in a fight and now I have shit on my face. What the hell happened?

Person B: Damn B... You just got mudknuckled

mudknuckle by B.Ready December 2, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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