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n. Excellent cooker and eater of nachos; amateur zombie film maker; lover of hessian bands.
"That munoz just bought a Rammstein CD!"
munoz by samwise March 9, 2004
to abandon engagements; to tell friends you're gonna meet up repeatedly, but never show up; to flake; also see: flakey mcflakerson
Man, Munoz munozed me AGAIN!
munoz by Cornelius J. Africa August 29, 2006
hairy, beast like child. golden-brown in color. totally pwns at cs.
munoz by brett andrews June 28, 2003
Lying. In the act of lying. Decieving others at will. Making up stories. Also to stalk ugly short stubby legged gold digging whores.
example 1. Chuck almost got in trouble last night. So he had to munoz to his parents so he won't get grounded

example 2. Yo man...nigga was locked up cuz he was caught munozing his ex. You heard?
munoz by Office Space March 30, 2005

Munoz Syndrome 

the regression of one's motor skills and mental capacity as a result of a profound weakness to laughter.

a recessive trait, most commonly found in adolescent teen girls. symptoms may be noticeable from an early age to pre-teen years.

non-life-threatening but can cause profound delirium, and tendency to hallucinate. subject may become attracted towards mainstream pop culture, and can be violent when iritated.
tsk tsk tsk, i left my sister in front of the TV watching Gossip Girl, and i swear she has Munoz Syndrome now!
Munoz Syndrome by thebrowncow October 30, 2011

munoz-bennett 

The most autistic person in the world who teaches art. She can't hear out of her left ear and doesn't buy green paint.
Munoz-Bennett swore at Robbie Staz last week!
munoz-bennett by schjo May 28, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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