samwise's definitions

Chamfer

A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.

He was talking a load of Chamfer.

by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 25, 2003

chinah

1) A length of time
2) An ammount
3) A distance

1) Oh, man! I won't see Dave until Chinah!
2) Man, I made Chinah money this week!
3) Sam lives Chinah away!

by Samwise April 10, 2005

Odd

something diferent or out of place e.g an ugly woman in page three

that is an odd car dont u thing

by samwise October 12, 2003

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

cool snowchick

if the world of snowboarding and all around cool. there is but one true definition. and that is andi loa. look to her, and you see a true cool snowchick.

andi loa is such a cool snowchick. i wish i was like that cool. she is like my hero. she !is! pro.

by samwise January 1, 2005