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Mr Black mane

The most handsomeness man in the world
“Hey pal have you heard of Mr Black mane?”
“No who is he?”
“He is the most handsomeness man in the world.”
“So cool!!!”
Mr Black mane by Cumpissshit January 20, 2021

mr blackshaw 

Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.
Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”
mr blackshaw by Ex HSHS student January 14, 2019

Mr Blackburn 

A Mr blackburn is a opp teacher if he captures you he will give u a detention for tieing your shoe the wrong way rom his name we can tell that is answstors used to burn black people on a stake and now that they cant do that they decide to torment little kids in school his hair looks like ashy coal and he will some how twist the intire world against u for wearing ur coat in winter. never question him or he will make u regret it for the rest of ur life
dont look in to mr blackburns eyes are u will burn
Mr Blackburn by MONKEY26262626 April 8, 2022

Mr.Blacker 

the coolest ceramics teacher alive.
mr. blacker is usually tall with very blue shoes. joey and caitlin are mr. blacker's favourite ever students. he sent them an e-mail.
caitlin & joey: hey mr. blacker. what's up
mr.blacker: hello
caitlin & joey: he he he
Mr.Blacker by Ceramics October 19, 2008

mr.blackdeath 

Someone who’s a cunt and has no life and who dates crackers and likes little kids likes to hurt his brother and likes to nut everyday
mr.blackdeath by Cock277 June 25, 2018

Mr. Take-it-back 

A man that takes back the stuff he gives to a woman after a break-up or when she becomes an enemy of his.
You sound like a Mr. Take-it-back.
Mr. Take-it-back by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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