A code word for marijuana. The word is often used when one wishes to discuss this substance and is in a setting where not all listeners are likely to approve of it. The term was invented in 1992 in an apartment in the Cleveland Circle section of Boston. Since that time it has spread far and wide...

Sometimes, the 'i' is enunciated- as in "Miiiiiiissssster Murray is in the house!"

Question- "Have you seen Mr. Murray?"
Answer- "Yes, as a matter of fact I have seen him. I believe he may even make an appearance tonight".

Mr. Murray by Rosie, Doc, Cherms and Mack January 6, 2009

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Mr. Murray

That one science teacher that works at Albany High School who only comes to school to get his check. His special skill is not giving a shit and handing out worksheets for the whole class.

Mr. Murray expects us to know dimensional analysis but yet he never teaches us how to calculate any of it, what a boof ass class.

Mr. Murray by Young Jay-Savage November 13, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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