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Mr Chode 

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.
kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode
Mr Chode by Jambus October 29, 2010
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Mr. Chode 

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.
Mr. Chode by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
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Mr CH Ode 

A man with an unipressive, stumpy penis, possibly wider than it is long. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr SH Long
Hello, am i speaking to Mr CH Ode?

Unfortunately, yes
Mr CH Ode by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

Mr. Chidester 

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.
「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか?」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!
Mr. Chidester by caligraphy April 10, 2019

Mr. Chidester 

"hey do you know who the bestest teacher on the earf?"
"isn't it Mr. Chidester????"