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A man with an unipressive, stumpy penis, possibly wider than it is long. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr SH Long
Hello, am i speaking to Mr CH Ode?

Unfortunately, yes
by Dictionroy January 26, 2010
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Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.
by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
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Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.
kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode
by Jambus October 29, 2010
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