(noun) Up and coming Longsight Crip . He's been banged a few times but he's on it and he is also a famous rapper. Also known as "Mowgs" "Issy" , he's posted on Stockport Road. Stories have been going around that he was approached one time by a rival gang and he shouted "Don't try me fam I AM LONGSIGHT!"
Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.
Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.
"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massivepoo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."
Mowgli is a word used to describe males named Tom who are 7-8ft tall. These people are mostly stoners and are usually spotted in their bedrooms watching Avengers Endgame.
When one swipes one's hand across something in an unintendedly haphazard and inappropriate fashion such that parallels could be drawn with the actions of the mentally deficient.
Adam was playing backgammon with Anthony and he rolled a double five. He mongswiped four checkers five points across instead of moving them individually and his mongswipe caused his hand to ricochet off of Anthony's checkers such that their previous position was no longer to be determined causing quite the furore.
The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.