MOWMS

Acronym; Meaning "Make Out With Me Sometime".

On a hot guy's present, I left a note saying, "MOWMS ;)".

by chipnasty December 19, 2010

One Million Moms

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

by anon12093 February 10, 2014

On moms

Betting something to be so true that you would put your mom on the line to prove.

On moms, I saw her cheating with that guy from central.

On moms, though?

by YingYangWaves November 3, 2016

momscience

Stuff your mom heard about in the 70's but was proven to be wrong a while ago.

guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.

by reddittheif March 3, 2011

Ladera moms

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017

momski

nickname for your mom

"Hey momski what's for dinner."

by Pacoroidrage May 2, 2010

Sloane Momsen

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011