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mouth whore 

Any individual who is known for having a wang in the mouth - perhaps even multiple wangs at one time. A mouth whore is so obsessed with having wangs in or around his or her mouth that on the odd occasion that there is no wang in the immediate vicinity, this person will waste away just thinking of how many wangs might fit in his or her mouth on a good day.

Antonym of mouth virgin.
Phil Collins is the biggest mouth whore on this planet.
mouth whore by LeeboZeebo April 18, 2005
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ass to mouth whore 

a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe
Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.
ass to mouth whore by Me likey! December 22, 2007

you shut your whore mouth 

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.
Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

Whore Mouth 

Oral herpes caused by eating out hookers.
I warned you not to hook up with that stripper. I think that you should get that checked out. You might have whore mouth.
Whore Mouth by Andy Faggbagg October 21, 2011

whore mouth 

...Shut it when men are talking
Man: We should go fishin agian
Friend: Hell yeah
Woman: You better not, I wont be at this house when you get back
Man: (Punch woman) Shut your whore mouth when men are talking
whore mouth by Billy B Bill March 22, 2008

shut your whore mouth 

a phrase said to a woman after it is found that she speaks out of turn or profoundly, usually followed by a punch or slap to the face.
ren: "me and my wife are going to go golfing today."

mike: "oh really? you're going to that old, run down course by the river, right?"

jenny: "it's a nice course!"

*ren slaps jenny*

ren: "you shut your whore mouth when men are talking!"

dirty pirate whore mouth 

A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.
"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."
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