Moutarde 

the resedue you get on your penis after anal sex. And the French word for mustard.

OMG, after i did her anal i got a loada her moutarde on my nob

Moutarde by mrs pengues french class April 28, 2010

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

mowtarded 

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.

"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"

mowtarded by data66 August 4, 2007

Montarded 

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

Montarded by chad2009 February 9, 2009

mottarded 

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.

theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!

mottarded by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010

motarded

most retarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

motarded by staticbrain August 17, 2009