Moustapha 

A total player who loves to look at girls, has a big heart and a big smile. He uses his flirtiness and his "attraction" to swoon the hearts of many young, innocent girls but goes after the sexy, curvaceous woman he can never get.

Hey baby, i might be young but im at the top of the food chain(;

-"Don't pull a moustapha"

Moustapha by JOCAPE September 28, 2012

Moustapha 

A guy who disrespects every woman known to man. He usually only talks to women for his own joy and not them. He tends to only speak to women who only plays valorant and or apex

“He’s such a moustapha… He doesn't even care for me”

Moustapha by James wawrdlock April 20, 2023

Moustapha 

Moustapha is possibly one of the greatest human beings you can meet! He will always make you laugh and smile, Because that what he does! always try to be like moustapha.

“Moustapha was so nice today!”

Moustapha by Moiduim November 20, 2023

Moustapha 

Moustapha is possibly one of the greatest human beings you can meet! He will always make you laugh and smile, Because that what he does! always try to be like moustapha.

“Moustapha was so nice today!”

Moustapha by Moiduim November 20, 2023

Big Ed Moustapha

Big Ed Moustapha is the benchmark for greatness. See story:
Poody R. Glucks thought his ship had finally come in. He’d been chosen as a contestant on Let’s Make A Deal and was also fortunate enough to be selected as the finalist to select winnings from behind one of three curtains. His choice was curtain number two. To his delight, winnings behind curtain number one turned out to be a set of used tires and an empty beer bottle. The audience gasped as the contents of curtain number two were revealed. Poody couldn’t believe his luck! His prizes included 100 billion dollars cash, a 200 ft. yacht anchored off the French Riviera behind his new 20 million dollar villa. Not to be ignored were a new 2009 Ferrari F70, 3 mansions in Beverly Hills, New Hampton, and West Palm Beach, his own personal Leer Jet, free passes to the finest restaurants in the world, free lifetime wardrobes from the finest tailor’s money can buy, to name but few of his new possessions, all tax free. Poody’s greatest feelings of elation were about to change drastically however with the unveiling of the prize behind curtain number three.

For waiting behind door number three was probably the greatest gift ever available to mankind. That prize, was being granted the privilege of being allowed to smell the butt of The Big Ed Moustapha for an entire two minutes!!! You could hear the audience moan for miles! Poody’s heart sank. His feelings of sorrow and despair soon changed to anger and desperation. Eventually Poody had to be restrained and was forcibly removed from the studio. As he was being carried out, Poody was heard to be crying out: ‘I meant to say door number three!!’ ‘I meant to say door number three!!’.

Big Ed Moustapha by Big Ed Moustapha April 19, 2010

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009