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mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
mouse potato by el January 7, 2005
Word of the Day on July 22, 2008
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Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato
Mouse potato by jeska September 7, 2003

mouse potato

Someone who often allows a small electronic device, a computer mouse, to substitute for interaction with the real world.
My friend seldom bothers to answer his phone any more...too much effort, he says...he's turned into a real mouse potato with his like-minded Twitter and Facebook friends..
mouse potato by colonelmars August 11, 2009

mouse potato

A mouse whos mother slept with a patato
Mums a mouse dads a potato baby = mouse potato
mouse potato by Suckmypotato September 29, 2008

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.
The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.
mouse potato by Turnspike July 6, 2006

Moose Potato 

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
Moose Potato by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010

Mouse Potatoe 

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.
Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.
Mouse Potatoe by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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