A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.