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geting laid while on a mountain

man alst night i took this girl up on the hill and got some MOUNTAIN BEAVER

mountain beaver by tbone07 December 29, 2010

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Mountain Beaver

A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.

Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!

Mountain Beaver by mtbeaverbeast February 27, 2010

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Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

Mountain Beaver Marinade by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

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Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

Rocky mountain spotted beaver by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

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Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

Beaver Mountain by richard_harry February 25, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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