mountain beaver

geting laid while on a mountain
man alst night i took this girl up on the hill and got some MOUNTAIN BEAVER
by tbone07 December 30, 2010
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Mountain Beaver

A mountain beaver is like a large rat, and lives along the western coast of the united states. It is generally brown has a stubby tail, beaver like teeth, and killer claws. Mountain beavers are nocturnal and are difficult to find, like yeti's.
Katrina: Dude what was that
Marina: It was the beast of the forest, a Mountain Beaver
Katrina: It looked fierce, I wouldn't want to go one one one with one of those!
by mtbeaverbeast February 27, 2010
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Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
by Lord Tachungus March 23, 2025
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