Fabian melander 

Fabian melander

AKA" Flabben" AKA" idioten från byn" AKA" saabmannen"

Fabian melander loves saab 900 and saab 96.

fabian also owns a monark bsa 125cc motorcycle from 1950.

almost everyday fabian fish in the nearby lake called "vederslövsjön" with Inge melander his father.

if you ask fabian only idiots and immigrants drives volvo
when fabian is not fishing hes probably out working in the woods with glutta fabians friend.

oh whos that handsome lookin fella in the cool car?
oh its just fabian melander in his saab 96 isnt he cute

Fabian melander by tobbetorre August 18, 2021

midlander 

Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.

Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.

midlander by daniel horan July 26, 2007

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

Åsa Molander by fransosse March 22, 2022

mailandered 

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

mailandered by suck guppy December 21, 2008

milander

To lounge around and do nothing.

Joe was supposed to hit the gym with me but he decided to milander on his couch instead.

milander by theorynine January 8, 2014

Molandered 

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

Molandered by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

mommandered 

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

mommandered by Slyrogers October 12, 2017