mosander 

Halfway betwixt a-mosey and a-meander.

It's when you have nowhere to go, all day to get there, and really didn't know where you were going to in the first place.

When I retired from the rat race, I decided to slow down to a mosander. And I have been happily lost ever been since.

mosander by DougleBot April 21, 2022

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.

A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"

Åsa Molander by fransosse March 22, 2022

Molandered 

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

Molandered by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

Milou molander

Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.

I wish Milou molander didn’t exist

Milou molander by Lars person November 14, 2020

Mosandel 

Mosandel : (pronounced Moe-Zan-del) Being dirty or mismatched in clothing or both.

Slovenly.

We just got done playing football in the mud, and when I got home my mom said "Kid. You look like a Mosandel".

Mosandel by Shell -Shell October 13, 2019

Moslander 

To be unaccountable and with no real meaning behind your words. To say one thing but do another. To be so consumed by your own selfish needs you neglect the needs of everyone else. To mean the exact opposite of what you say. It's a hidden language to conceal real actions from the police. Usually used by people who are fentanyl purchases because of the consequences of getting caught with the drug the population has adopted the Moslander way of communication to deter the cops .

Hey Aimee are you coming by to smoke some fentanyl with me ? Aimee : No I'm gonna just stay home today I might come over tomorrow. Me : ohh is that the Moslander meaning or the direct meaning ? Aimee : It's the Moslander meaning I will see you tomorrow( wink wink) . Aimee shows up 30 min later with cops not knowing anything may happen today

Moslander by 2 Joints August 21, 2024