glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.

Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.

by Slyrogers October 07, 2017

cunt pancake

When you're having a threesome with two females that you despise.

This bitch stacy from work became friends with my ex. I woke up with both of them in my bed realizing I was in a cunt pancake last night.

by Slyrogers October 07, 2017

cactibush

A stubbly, and/or prickly pubic hair region.

my face was raw this morning after eating on her cactibush all night.

by Slyrogers October 07, 2017

mommandered

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

by Slyrogers October 07, 2017

booshwebbled

When you're in denial of your own homosexual tendencies, due to your deep seated emotional response to the word "gay"

Ken turned into a man-whore and womanizer because he is so god damn booshwebbled. He hasnt called his boyfriend Andrew in days.

by Slyrogers October 07, 2017