moscato
moscato is a sweet slightly sparkling wine made from muscat grapes made popular by rappers such as kanye west.
moscato by annonymous 26 January 15, 2007
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Moscato
In reality it is a very sweet dessert wine that is now popular with hoodrats, niggas, and a wide variety of other ignorant peoples, typically of urban origin.
It is the new replacement for White Zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured assholes.
It is the new replacement for White Zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured assholes.
Dayday:"Yo son, Shawtie been drinking that Moscato with her steak."
Todd:"Don't call me 'son', PATRICK. Your girlfriend is an idiot, that's a dessert wine. As a matter of fact, you're fired..You disgust me."
Todd:"Don't call me 'son', PATRICK. Your girlfriend is an idiot, that's a dessert wine. As a matter of fact, you're fired..You disgust me."
Moscato by DrAllWright December 14, 2010
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moscato • Moscato Night • chris moscato • Moocator • Mosato • Moscat • Moscataro • Moskatooly • Pink Mascato • Jamie Muscato
Moscato Night
A week night during which you drink Moscato (or any other alcohol), do homework, accomplish things, and hang out with your girls. Can also be spent watching baseball.
"Hey girl, let's have a Moscato Night" "Heck yeah! We can get all our homework done so we can go out on Friday night!"
Moscato Night by KellSmells November 11, 2013
chris moscato
chris moscato by Fireking1 November 28, 2013
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