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molasses mustache
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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ronnie moas
A scam artist. An imposter who says he is a top 10 stock analyst on Wall Street, but is not even a registered investment adviser. Moas pumped up numerous crypto currencies as well, and has also front-ran his recommendations to an "elite" email list so that these people could sell the pump created by his "normal" email list. Moas loves to play the victim (see court docs), and is currently in legal trouble for slandering Arbitrade ltd. and its consultants.
ronnie moas by Dignity Bear March 19, 2019
Sweet Sassy Molassy
Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003
Modasser
The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!
Modasser by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020
molassochist
molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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