Mosas 

Used to describe a man who has bad luck with deserts. Said best by all around funny man Conan O'Brien.

"Mosas, this is God, go wash my car."

Mosas by sullie August 20, 2004

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

MOASS

Mother of all short squeezes

- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way

MOASS by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

ronnie moas 

A scam artist. An imposter who says he is a top 10 stock analyst on Wall Street, but is not even a registered investment adviser. Moas pumped up numerous crypto currencies as well, and has also front-ran his recommendations to an "elite" email list so that these people could sell the pump created by his "normal" email list. Moas loves to play the victim (see court docs), and is currently in legal trouble for slandering Arbitrade ltd. and its consultants.

Ronnie Moas is a pathetic weasel.

ronnie moas by Dignity Bear March 19, 2019

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Modasser 

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

Modasser by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007