moroney 

A person who has an inadequate amount of money and then acts like a "moron" and spends it on a useless item. These items can range from a shirt too big or another unusable material possession.

Person 1: Oh man your did you hear about what Zach bought. A glass dart board.

Person 2: Wow what a moroney.

moroney by 1ComFr0mALandDownUnda November 13, 2017

Moroney 

-Mama raise no hoe
-dyslexic but will still scam you

Moroney proceeds to “Eats cereal with vodka”
“Staples himself for R20”

Moroney by Hungermemes July 1, 2020

Inspector Moroney 

This is a person of managerial status who WILL FIND OUT EVERYTHING!

Counts your lunch break times, monitors your phone calls and knows things that are literally impossible to know.

She might sit far away from you in the office but an Inspector Moroney has eyes everywhere.

"Quick we better get back from lunch before Inspector Moroney finds out."

Inspector Moroney by busyhands March 12, 2010

Harrison Moroney 

kachow

“Did you see Harrison Moroney”, “nah mans so fast his catch phrase is kachow”

Harrison Moroney by Aunty Donna October 17, 2020

Mooney Rule 

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

Mooney Rule by RC45 February 8, 2013

Mooneybanger 

When someone has little to no friends and drifts between friend groups.

"Wow he's sitting on his own again. What a Mooneybanger"

Mooneybanger by juluid May 13, 2021

McKayla Maroney 

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

McKayla Maroney by redbaronATL August 5, 2012