morning breakfast 

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

morning breakfast by Suijen September 26, 2005

Morning Breakfast 

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

Morning Breakfast by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

morning breakfast potatoes 

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

morning breakfast potatoes by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Wednesday Morning Breakfast 

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.

Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up

Wednesday Morning Breakfast by makingitglow July 23, 2011

Breakfast in the morning 

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

Breakfast in the morning by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011

I'd make her breakfast in the morning 

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

I'd make her breakfast in the morning by Codester124 February 23, 2010