Definitions by Suijen

Hamgasm 

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

Hamgasm by Suijen June 10, 2007

cranberry sauce 

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.

The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.

cranberry sauce by Suijen September 27, 2006

facs 

Acronym for Fuck Ass Cunt Shit!

Hey dumbass, you know that omelette you're eating?

Yeah?

It's my morning breakfast.

Zomg, FACS!!

facs by Suijen April 21, 2006

morning breakfast 

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

morning breakfast by Suijen September 26, 2005

tai chi

Tai Chi Chuan, also known as Taijiquan, is translated to Supreme Ultimate Fist which is a type of Chinese martial art that was originally used the in imperial Chinese military. It can also be used as a transitive verb as an action onto which one was beaten by Tai-chi.

Jet Li, in Tai-Chi master, Tai-chi'd the hell out of everyone.

tai chi by Suijen June 7, 2005

slan 

Slan is a fictional character from the manga, Berserk. She one of the five God Hands, and a sexy succbus as well.

"Humans are such strange creatures"

slan by Suijen June 4, 2005