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Mormon.org 

A common trolling destination where one can talk anonymously with a mormon missionary. Common activities include:

-Rick Rolling
-Asking How Magnets Work
-Making Fun of Jesus
Welcome to mormon.org chat.
A missionary will be with you shortly.
Agent Clarice is ready to assist you.

Clarice: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Is it true your god was nailed to a cross?
Clarice: The Son of God was nailed to a cross, yes.
Me: That's funny, because my God, the Norse Thunder God Thor, wields a giant hammer.
Me: Coincidence?
The Chat Session Has Ended.
Mormon.org by AlexeiTheTroll November 20, 2010
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Mormon orgasm 

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.
Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!
Mormon orgasm by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020

mormon orgy 

A co-ed group of four or more people playing a board or card game.
Yeah, we we had a mormon orgy last night playing SORRY! and Jacob finished first
mormon orgy by rasnyder34 June 28, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026