Mopling

A mopling is an overweight sex offender who can't work. They are usually fat, have a mop on their head, usually black in color.

Hey Bob, wanna smoke a joint? Sure, but how will we do it without the Moplings knowing?

by J409 September 15, 2025

Mopling

A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.

"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "

"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."

by J409 September 17, 2025

taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 25, 2013

carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

by fritterfae October 21, 2013

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

moping

An action that implies sadness, drearyness.

"Her boyfriend broke up with her and she's been moping around all week"

by sezziwabbit May 13, 2005