by Rachel Skyler April 9, 2011
Get the Moothy mug.Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."
by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010
Get the mooty call mug.Tending to "shoot off at the mouth"; opinionated, ready with a defiant verbal response. See fresh, definition #3.
by house9 October 3, 2004
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Get the Mootya mug.A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.
Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.
by DelicateChaff July 9, 2014
Get the Mooshy mug.Morbid Obesity Of The Head = Beyond stupid, a new word for someone who displays a shocking, awe inspiring level of stupidity in any aspect of life, usually displayed online in some way.
Simple spelling mistakes especially in signage or placards being used in public, posts anywhere online which display the kind of stupidity that makes everyone else ashamed to be human, whether it be not wanting to have children now that the world has lost Michael Jackson, videoing yourself acting out said stupidity or taking a picture of yourself in a compromising position and allowing it to be archived online for the world to screw with, forever = Mooth
I think that covers it :P
I think that covers it :P
by [Nks] June 30, 2009
Get the Mooth mug.Just down right the best friend you could ever ask for. Someone who is "Mothy" is hilarious, loving, caring, and so fun to be around not to mention she's hecking cute too woah!
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