A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.
Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.
by DelicateChaff July 09, 2014