Skip to main content
A person who is an compulsive liar, mentaly deranged, lover of making drama out of nothing and loves a good pie.
A person just stopped someone from entering their house to get their possesions. In response, the person not allowed into the house says:

"OMFG you are such a mooniie"
Urban Dictionary Merch

Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball
1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."
Moonzie Kaploonzie by P'tainz June 15, 2011
Related Words

Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.
Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"

Moonstar-Moonie

Moonstar-Moonie is a very cute, alien-cat thing. Her species is Starrcat, and she is the only one of her species. She was born from a dying star, and she was also destin to be a hero. Some physical details about her are lavender colored wings with crescent moons on them, praying mantis-like claws on her back, cat ears, antennas, and a big, fluffy, floppy, moppy tail. She’s very sweet and kind hearted, and tries to help others. She’s also psychic too. She has two other forms, Corruption and Midnight. Corruption is the depressed form of Moonie, while Midnight is the edgy and teenage like form of Moonie. But the real Moonie is absolutely amazing, and wonderful. She’s the most sweetest thing in the world ^*^.
Moonstar-Moonie is so sweet and kind! Her hugs are big and fluffy. She loves the stars and the moon too. Oh you have no idea how cute she is! Cute lil psychic cat!
Moonstar-Moonie by Forever Moon April 23, 2019
a person who acts or does something a bit retarded.
"hey look at that guy wearing a unicorn suit." "hahaha what a moondie."
moondie by moondie August 11, 2012

mooniverse 

Adjective - describing the intensity of your feelings for your significant other, letting them know you love them to the moon and back.
Kate: How much do you love me ?
Dave: To the mooniverse and back.

or

You are my mooniverse.
mooniverse by Kitten James August 20, 2009

Moonpies, The 

Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.
The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.
Moonpies, The by LAURi* May 13, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next