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torque a moonfish 

The act of taking a dump.
I'm going to the bathroom to torque a moonfish.
torque a moonfish by Alan Bell July 30, 2004
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moonisha 

Moonisha is a very Companion and a loyal friend. Moonisha is usually an attractive girl but she doesn't quite see it yet ! She usually get the attention from attractive boys. She enjoys a good laugh with her freinds and she always there for then through thick and thin ! She is usally the one with the best advice and gives it if and when needed
I wish I had a friend like Moonisha.
moonisha by Flower689 October 9, 2013
Relating to or having the characteristics of a moon. The characteristics include being dreamy, beautiful and luminous.
The boy was not brutish, he was actually moonish.
moonish by Michaelangelo Raphael February 4, 2010
noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.
"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."
moofish by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

moon fish 

Moon fish is the name given to floating poo in the sea or river etc
Saw plenty of moon fish the other day when out fishing
moon fish by cerocer August 26, 2007

Moon fish 

Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
Moon fish by RogueN December 4, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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