The Moon is
Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter'
s satellite Io).
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after
Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between
Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an
asshole. Stop that shit.
Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking
retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN
ASSHOLE, FUCKING
FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"