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Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!
mooker by ingvild=] December 15, 2009
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mooker • Mooker Spooker • Mooger • Monker • mocker • mooner • mooked • Mooter • moomer • mockery
Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill
mooker by piff man November 12, 2008
Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape
That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere
mooker by Dylan July 23, 2004
a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying
“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”
mooker by mylalol February 21, 2021
A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).
Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!
mooker by evilphi February 23, 2011
That monkey is crazy! You mean that mooker?
mooker by brizL January 12, 2021
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