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mooberty
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
mooblar
An old hacker from the first Gunbound, Thors Hammer. Still hacks GunBound to this day, and is also hacking many other random online games.
mooblar by Random_Deaf_Guy January 6, 2008
Mobar Crumbs
The crumbs of weed left behind after a fiend has attempted to roll a blunt. Amount must exceed 1 gram.
Jacques: Daaaamn!!! Darnell what's with all the Mobar Crumbs?
Darnell: Damn bro I think I'm greening out!
Darnell: Damn bro I think I'm greening out!
Mobar Crumbs by Baxter Burnsleaf February 23, 2019
Moobert
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003
mooberboating
Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.
mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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