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Monte girl

An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.
1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”
by AntivaxDad8562 November 25, 2021
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monte girls

Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
by Monte is da best December 4, 2005
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Birthday month girl

The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."

"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
by Mr Special November 2, 2018
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National hug a girl month

Hug any girl to make her feel happy
National hug a girl month is when you can hug any Girl taken or not just make girls feel happy
by And-I-oop-sksksks-vsco October 17, 2019
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Control a girl month

Control any girl pass for all of December!
Jack: yo wys Jeremy how many girls did u control today?

Jeremy: I only got Jennifer today bro she got the biggest batty uno

Jack: Yh yh we are so luck it’s control a girl month!
by Your marj 101 October 15, 2019
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Beat girl month

Beat girl mouth is on the 4th October and you have a free pass to beat any girl you want.

Watch out girls it’s beat girl mouths
by Beat girl month October 1, 2020
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National give your girl your hoodie month

national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday
Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
by se November 5, 2019
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