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diego montano 

A Vietnamese farmer that is frequently assaulted as he tries to eat lunch.
diego montano by papaguk October 19, 2016

montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Montavious

This world is montavious.
Montavious by Tay_NewNerd December 14, 2016

Montalvo 

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3
Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010
A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.
That spartan was as tough as a montano!
montano by MateoMontano February 22, 2017