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Jontavious 

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.
Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.
Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

dontavious 

A sweet charming man. Very straight forward. He is honest and loyal. Great looking. Very quiet when around new people. Doesn't care for large groups. He has a way with his words and is defiantly a ladies man. He has amazing eyes and a beautiful smile. He always treats his lady right.
Dontavious is the greatest guy ever.
dontavious by Ash.Ris.Bootz March 17, 2016

montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016

Montarius 

Montarius is the most self confident person in the world he can take yo bitch and you won't do nannnthing about it (Future voice )
Montarius took yo bitch
Montarius by Nfnc June 18, 2018

Montavius 

this man is very smart and sensitive. He has a smart wit and book smarts. He tends to be a "Know-it-all". Cares about people very deeply. Very creative. He is a talented musician.
Montavius comes off as rude when correcting others, but is often right.
Montavius by Ta's mom February 3, 2010

dontavious 

A sexy ass guy with a long dick who often makes women wet. Women falls in love with him after one night of sex and he is handsome tall and very loyal. He also loves to spend money on other people
dontavious dick drives me crazy.
dontavious by Tamatha haywood July 15, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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