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Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
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Monta Vista High School

The school in FUHSD that dominates at IDC Rallies. You other schools better back off.
Monta Vista high school will dominate at the IDC rallies.

Monte Vista High School 

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

Monte Vista Highschool, danville 

A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026