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_.monstera_ 

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.
“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”
_.monstera_ by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021
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_.monstera_ 

Ceo of light mode on tiktok
person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

_.monstera_ 

@_.monstera_ is the swaggest mutual to ever have on tik tok they're genuine funny and never fail to make me smile <3
person one: hay have you heard of _.monstera_ on tik tok?
person two: yea omg they're so cool!!!
person one: so true <3
_.monstera_ by femcel.moment June 24, 2021

_.monstera_ 

I love _.monstera_ she is so pretty and and funny

monstera army 

one of the greatest twitch streamers ever. monstera is a twitch streamer that is 67 years young. they play minecraft and vlog. you should definitely go watch their streams.. mhmm go. now.
woahh did you watch monstera armys new vlog? they went to chuck e cheese. ugh they're so cool i wish i could be as swag as them

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment”
Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures
There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
monster fucker by milkytea May 7, 2018
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murderhobo 

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