Monoto

A shortening of the word 'monotonous' that can be used in informal settings.

Man, school's just so monoto.

by Boar1 May 20, 2024

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone.

"He suffered from monatophobia."

by LEMMiNO September 14, 2017

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

Mongtourage

A group of disabled /retarded people and the carers

How come they don't have to queue up at Disneyland? he's bought his whole Mongtourage along too. For fuck sake

by PAUL COOPS July 14, 2014

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017

Molotov Cocktail

It's a cocktail but is not edible. It's used as an alternative to bombs.

A: Sir, how can I help you?
B: I would like to order some cocktails.
A: Which cocktails?
B: 1 Margarita, 1 Sex on the Beach, and 1 Molotov Cocktail.
A: Excuse me, Sir. We are not in war. We don't provide any Molotov Cocktails.

by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

by Me Thinking July 25, 2008