Monoloid

"Monoloid" is a derogatory term for a person who only speaks one language. This is based on the idea that monolingualism (only speaking one language) makes people dumb in specific ways. Without the ability to get distance from one's mother tongue, we don't realize how meaning works and we lose perspective. This results in always taking things literally and in a one dimensional way.

A huge issue with the American education system is that it produces so many monoloids!
Oh my god, he is such a monoloid...

These Bible thumpers don't even know how to interpret texts! They're monoloids!

by just another dingnat February 5, 2024

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

monolids

Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolids, you cunt eyes."

by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012

mongoloid mike

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.

Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"

by TRing April 7, 2010

Mongoloidius Prime

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.

This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.

by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010

mongoloidbongoloid

Stoopid boy from south east London

Boy 1: I'm sponsored by Newton shreds
Boy 2: oh you're such a mongoloidbongoloid

by Bundatbabe March 5, 2017

monolid

Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolid, you cunt eyes."

by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012