monolid 

Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolid, you cunt eyes."

monolid by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012

Monolid 

Single eyelid without a crease. Many ethnic Asians have monolid eyes.

Lucy Liu: "Awwww, this Make Up won't work on me. I have monolid eyes!"

Monolid by Meerschweinchen-Klein January 15, 2011

Monolid 

Single eyelid. Usually south-east and central Asians have monolid eyes.
People with monolid eyes usually have small eyes which makes them look less pretty and more violent. In order to have bigger and better eyes, monolids use special glue, fake eyelashes or undertake double eyelid surgery.

That asian girl has monolid eyes.

Monolid by monolid girl February 28, 2009

Monoliza 

Someone who clearly has a learning curve and refuses to listen to basic instructions.

You better start going to those online meetings or else you'll turn out to be a monoliza!

Monoliza by ratJAM March 7, 2021

di-Hydrogen monoxide

a substance that sounds creepy, but if you write the formula out, think again...

Bob: di-Hydrogen monoxide is gonna destroy the world

Joe: idiot... (takes a large gulp of water)

di-Hydrogen monoxide by dab52 January 1, 2012

The Apes and The Monolith 

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

The Apes and The Monolith by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018

Nitrogen Monoxide 

when you type 'no' all-caps in your tiktok caption and put it on tts

your caption: "OH HELL NO LMAO"
tts: "OH HELL NITROGEN MONOXIDE LMAO"

Nitrogen Monoxide by Snapbackland April 17, 2021