Monkey Faced

When someone gets so hotboxed that they actually get high off the weed.

Oh man im starting to feel monkey faced.

by gacko October 22, 2010

Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

monkey face

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003