Monkey-Faced
Monkey-Faced by Alec Triction January 23, 2008
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Monkey Faced
Monkey Faced by gacko October 22, 2010
monkey faced butt muncher
I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.
monkey faced butt muncher by bbl2k April 3, 2009
shit faced monkey bitch
an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
shit faced monkey bitch by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005
ass-faced monkey raper
Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
ass-faced monkey raper by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
Cock faced shovel monkey.
Cock faced shovel monkey. by Sam1200 April 24, 2008
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
monkey face by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003
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